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by Lance
Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:09 pm
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Topic: ITT: wait what where
Replies: 11
Views: 2453

Re: ITT: wait what where

Not since I hit paste about twenty years ago to find an email that a friend had written, copied (and deleted) about me prior to sending. Lets just say it wasn't a nice email, and I hadn't even been snooping to find it - i simply tried to copy and paste something into an email of my own, on the same...
by Lance
Tue Nov 05, 2019 12:01 pm
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Topic: ITT: wait what where
Replies: 11
Views: 2453

Re: ITT: wait what where

Mike wrote:
Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:36 pm
// heavy breathing

Tell me what you're wearing.
Thin... out... down... nothing but a cock ring.

That last one might be true.

Is anyone else in the habit of copying what they've written before they hit the submit button, just in case?
by Lance
Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:53 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: One Shots (or numbers)
Replies: 13
Views: 3051

Re: One Shots (or numbers)

In all seriousness, I have (much) better ideas for a one shot that don't involve nudity or jello... Oh man, could that go sideways with a quickness. I was just playing. Don't go back on your word now. Fuck, that sounds like a dare. Guess I better start my workout routine again so I can look semi-de...
by Lance
Wed Oct 16, 2019 1:27 pm
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Topic: One Shots (or numbers)
Replies: 13
Views: 3051

Re: One Shots (or numbers)

In all seriousness, I have (much) better ideas for a one shot that don't involve nudity or jello... Oh man, could that go sideways with a quickness.
I was just playing.
by Lance
Wed Oct 16, 2019 1:16 pm
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Topic: One Shots (or numbers)
Replies: 13
Views: 3051

Re: One Shots (or numbers)

Chad Peter wrote:
Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:02 pm

This better fucking be the plot of your first "one shot" film.
*The light from the door begins to narrow as the door is slowly closed*
*the jello screams in pain*

How I can get from a naked man to a mandarin orange jello mold in a onesie is the real pickle. Magic of editing I guess.
:lol:
by Lance
Tue Oct 15, 2019 6:41 pm
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Topic: One Shots (or numbers)
Replies: 13
Views: 3051

Re: One Shots (or numbers)

*SUDDENLY VERY CONFUSED AND CONCERNED* *Walks back in the room, still naked* Heh, I get that a lot. My thought process is one continuous dark comedy where inexplicable events randomly happen. *Turns into a mandarin orange jello mold slightly jiggling in the light cast from the doorway* What?
by Lance
Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:54 pm
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Topic: One Shots (or numbers)
Replies: 13
Views: 3051

Re: One Shots (or numbers)

Chad Peter wrote:
Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:38 pm
Lance wrote:
Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:08 pm
I really want to try a one shot, hmm.
DO IT!
Fine! God!! You know I fold easily to peer pressure!!!! Why is everybody yelling?!
*strips off all clothing and runs out of the room.*
by Lance
Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:08 pm
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Topic: One Shots (or numbers)
Replies: 13
Views: 3051

Re: One Shots (or numbers)

I really want to try a one shot, hmm.
by Lance
Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:51 pm
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Topic: ITT: wait what where
Replies: 11
Views: 2453

Re: ITT: wait what where

Sorry man, Been busy. I've only been able to listen to about 10 min of the last podcast. I haven't seen the movie so, nothing to contribute thus far. I've been working on four different ideas for new short films and how to go about making any of them work on a zero budget scenario. I think I can get...
by Lance
Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:15 pm
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Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)
Replies: 10
Views: 6218

Re: "The Hell With This" Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)

They just announced a Trick 'r Treat 2. I'm always wary of a sequel made so far from the original. They never seem to hit whatever it is that makes the first worthy of adding to. I know nothing about Dougherty, but knowing the rampant nature of douchbaggery in Hollywood, I can imagine. You want to s...
by Lance
Tue Sep 10, 2019 2:09 pm
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Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)
Replies: 10
Views: 6218

Re: "The Hell With This" Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)

Finally got a chance to listen. I took notes and am replying in order. Honestly, you guys are the first people I've known to have this kind of reaction to Ice Pirates. Didn't mean to traumatize you, I'm not sure if there's some sort of therapy for exposure to such a terrible waste of time, but as lo...
by Lance
Fri Sep 06, 2019 2:12 pm
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Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)
Replies: 10
Views: 6218

Re: "The Hell With This" Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)

Heh, nah, I think it's funny. Poor Mark though, I have many more suggestions...Muhuhuhaahaaa!! My goal now is to find a movie that Mark thinks is worse than Ice Pirates. Gonna' have to dig deep. Just as a personal goal though, not for the podcast. I nominate "Cheerleader Ninjas" (2003). But definit...
by Lance
Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:49 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)
Replies: 10
Views: 6218

Re: "The Hell With This" Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)

Chad Peter wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 5:25 pm
hahaha the bitterness is real.
Heh, nah, I think it's funny. Poor Mark though, I have many more suggestions...Muhuhuhaahaaa!!

My goal now is to find a movie that Mark thinks is worse than Ice Pirates. Gonna' have to dig deep.

Just as a personal goal though, not for the podcast.
by Lance
Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:05 pm
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Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)
Replies: 10
Views: 6218

Re: "The Hell With This" Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)

Will listen to, and possibly comment on, soon.

Busy watching Ice Pirates.


I'm not really watching Ice Pirates, maybe later.
by Lance
Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:00 pm
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Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #70 - "The Hudsucker Proxy" (1994)
Replies: 2
Views: 11000

Re: The Hell With This Podcast #70 - "The Hudsucker Proxy" (1994)

Truly a wrong in dire need of righting. Let's go have a listen.
by Lance
Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:31 pm
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Topic: Outlining a script
Replies: 6
Views: 16551

Re: Outlining a script

haha, how do you mean? Writing notes on a script? Or writing camera moves into your script itself? Not exactly relevant to what you guys are talking about, other than as an example of my inexperience with script writing, but -THIS- is what I'm talking about when I say script lining. *Still taking n...
by Lance
Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:52 pm
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Topic: Outlining a script
Replies: 6
Views: 16551

Re: Outlining a script

I just learned that you can make lines on your script to visualize what shots are needed and prioritize for shooting efficiency so, I'm just going to sit in the back and take notes here.
by Lance
Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:08 pm
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Topic: ITT Moby dates Natalie Portman
Replies: 7
Views: 16240

Re: ITT Moby dates Natalie Portman

Can't wait for Natalie to say something like "oh my god, some creepo made a movie called 'sex, drugs and natalie portman' ages ago." At this point, hopefully that doesn't happen when we both (eventually) are working on the same film set. *cringe* That would be a good short film. If there's anything...
by Lance
Wed May 01, 2019 3:33 pm
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Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #68 - "The Ice Pirates" (1984)
Replies: 6
Views: 9374

Re: The Hell With This Podcast #68 - "The Ice Pirates" (1984)

Ha ha ha, you guys kept circling around it but never landed on it, it is a parody of the bad sci fi moves of the time. I get that it doesn't hold up these days with movies like Deadpool and such, but come on, this was absurdly stupid/funny in 1984 when I was eleven. At the time, all of these actors ...
by Lance
Mon Apr 29, 2019 11:41 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #68 - "The Ice Pirates" (1984)
Replies: 6
Views: 9374

Re: The Hell With This Podcast #68 - "The Ice Pirates" (1984)

Oh man, I cannot wait to listen to this, um, later...so I guess I can wait? I love this terrible little parody.

Fuckin' space herpes.


You're welcome.