One Shots (or numbers)

[Chad Peter]

Getting back into more experimental shit. One shots and "Numbers" like mini-films that don't have a traditional structure.

https://vimeo.com/366364314

[Lance]

I really want to try a one shot, hmm.

[Chad Peter]

I really want to try a one shot, hmm.

DO IT!

[Lance]

I really want to try a one shot, hmm.

DO IT!

Fine! God!! You know I fold easily to peer pressure!!!! Why is everybody yelling?!
*strips off all clothing and runs out of the room.*

[Chad Peter]

*SUDDENLY VERY CONFUSED AND CONCERNED*

[Lance]

*SUDDENLY VERY CONFUSED AND CONCERNED*

*Walks back in the room, still naked*

Heh, I get that a lot. My thought process is one continuous dark comedy where inexplicable events randomly happen.

*Turns into a mandarin orange jello mold slightly jiggling in the light cast from the doorway*

What?

[Chad Peter]

*SUDDENLY VERY CONFUSED AND CONCERNED*

*Walks back in the room, still naked*

Heh, I get that a lot. My thought process is one continuous dark comedy where inexplicable events randomly happen.

*Turns into a mandarin orange jello mold slightly jiggling in the light cast from the doorway*

What?

This better fucking be the plot of your first "one shot" film.

[Lance]

This better fucking be the plot of your first "one shot" film.

*The light from the door begins to narrow as the door is slowly closed*
*the jello screams in pain*

How I can get from a naked man to a mandarin orange jello mold in a onesie is the real pickle. Magic of editing I guess.

[Lance]

In all seriousness, I have (much) better ideas for a one shot that don't involve nudity or jello... Oh man, could that go sideways with a quickness.
I was just playing.

[Chad Peter]

In all seriousness, I have (much) better ideas for a one shot that don't involve nudity or jello... Oh man, could that go sideways with a quickness.
I was just playing.

Don't go back on your word now.

[Lance]

In all seriousness, I have (much) better ideas for a one shot that don't involve nudity or jello... Oh man, could that go sideways with a quickness.
I was just playing.

Don't go back on your word now.

Fuck, that sounds like a dare.
Guess I better start my workout routine again so I can look semi-decent naked on camera.
Better get a Brazilian wax job while I'm at it.
No, no, I'm not going to let you goad me into this one Chad...
well, maybe.

fuck, I think I have a jello mold.

[Chad Peter]

fuck, I think I have a jello mold.

That's better.

[Faldor]

Smoking in films is cool.

fuck all the idiots who thought that meant they should do it outside of film and now we can only have it in film if it's set before 1990.

[Chad Peter]

Smoking in films is cool.

fuck all the idiots who thought that meant they should do it outside of film and now we can only have it in film if it's set before 1990.

haha amen

[Mike]

Smoking in films is cool.

fuck all the idiots who thought that meant they should do it outside of film and now we can only have it in film if it's set before 1990.

haha amen

Noir for the motherfucking win.